Average Joe is perfect for you! Topco's Average Joe - The Fitness Instructor Darnell is a true-to-life sized dong. Complete with realistic tip, tight balls, and veined shaft - you're sure to enjoy hours of pleasure with your new favorite fitness instructor. Suction cup base, waterproof, and Phthalate free. 7â   length; 6â   useable length; 1.625â   diameter.